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Hmmm I received this email yesterday ... In the world of love, one rule is valid. Making a woman happy. Do something she likes, and earn points. Do something she doesnt likes, you lose points. You dont get any points for something that she`s expecting. Here is a quick guide to the scoring system: Regular duties: Make the bed ( +1) 1. Make the bed, but forgot the decorative pillow (-1) 2. Put the blanket over a crumpled sheet (-2) 3. Go to buy something for her (+5) 4 …when its raining (+8) 5 …but you come back with beer (-5) 6. Get up because of a suspicious noise at night (+1) 7. Get up because of a suspicious noise at night, but there was nothing (0) 8. Get up because of a suspicious noise at night, and it was something (+5) 9. Start to hit with a roller (+10) 10 …It was her dog (-20) Social events: 11. Stay with her all the time during the party (0) 12. Stay with her for a while, then go to talk with a colleague(-2) 13… the colleague name is Tinna (-10) 14… Tinna, the dancer (-20) 15…Tinna has fake boobs (- 80) ANNIVERSARY: 16. Take her out to dinner ( +2) 17. Take her out to dinner and not no a sport club (+3) 18. …Ok, it’s a sport club (-2) 19…And its in the night with Swedish buffet (-3) 20…It's a sport club , with Swedish buffet at night and your face is painted with the colors of your favorite team (-10) Night out: 21. Go to a movie (+1) 22. Go to a movie she likes (+3) 23. Go to a movie you don’t like (+6) 24. Go to a movie you like (-2) 25. The movie its called “Robocop” (-3) 26. You lied that’s a movie about orphans (-15) The way you look: 27. You have big belly (-15) 28. You have big belly but you work to get ride of it (+10) 29. You have big belly and started to wear large shirts and pants (-30) 30. You say “It doesn’t matter, you have big belly as well” (-800) The big question: 31. Shes asking you “ Did I get fat?” (-5 … YEP the answer doesn’t matter, u lose points anyway) 32. hesitate to answer (-10) 33. Your answering “where?” (-35) 34. Any other answer (-20) Communication: 35. When shes talking about her problems, you look interested (0) 36. … Listen, more than 30 minutes (+50) 37…Listen, more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500) 38…She realizes that you actually asleep(-400) |
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